Rooster 'Today Is Slap An Idiot Day' Hoodie — Funny Farm Animal Pullover

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	26.00	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length, in	23.50	24.00	24.50	25.00	25.50	26.00	26.50
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

This mid-weight fleece hoodie brings a little daily humor and cottage-core charm to quiet mornings and messy kitchens. The soft three-end fleece and roomy kangaroo pocket make it comfortable for long weekends, early coffee runs, or stepping out to feed backyard chickens. The embroidered or printed rooster motif with cheeky lettering sits at the chest as a playful nod to anyone who needs a bit of sass with their sunrise. Durable construction—double-needle topstitching, neck twill tape, and a tear-away label—keeps it feeling lived-in without losing shape. It drapes true to size, the hood adjusts with self-colored drawcords through metal grommets, and the brushed interior stays warm without bulk. Wear it layered over a tee for a lazy morning or pull the hood up on windy market days—this hoodie feels like a familiar kitchen chair and a sharp morning laugh all at once.

Product features
- Soft three-end fleece with a gentle, luxurious hand-feel
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawcords and metal grommets
- Durable details: double-needle topstitching, neck tape, and tear-away label
- Medium-heavy fabric (≈280 g/m²) with low shrinkage; blends vary by color (cotton/polyester/recycled polyester)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean