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                    1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, cozy, and a little cheeky — this youth hoodie carries a playful shrug in its chest: “in my Defense: I was left unsupervised.” The mid-weight fabric feels warm without weight, with a roomy kangaroo pocket for chilly hands and a stabilized neck seam that keeps the hood sitting right through playtime. Clean, embroidered-ready chest artwork and durable DTF wrist prints hold up to constant wear and wash. Made with care and safety-tested for kids, this sweatshirt becomes the go-to layer for backyard mischief, school hangouts, and relaxed weekends at home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz) — sturdy, smooth fabric that prints and holds color well\u003cbr\u003e- Twill necktape for comfort and reduced stretch at the back of the neck\u003cbr\u003e- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and small-item storage\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery option on left or center chest; DTF wrist prints with DTG body printing\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards for children; sewn-in label and runs true to size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":51067479752982,"sku":"21827319677773003803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heliconia","offer_id":51067479785750,"sku":"15730850792810330836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":51067479818518,"sku":"21331948836034941929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":51067479851286,"sku":"11130769203477784904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":51067479884054,"sku":"20041535396205956058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":51067479916822,"sku":"85461169072010187759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51067479949590,"sku":"17929203694715779100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":51067479982358,"sku":"12865709063741374736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heliconia","offer_id":51067480015126,"sku":"20814817562096891919","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":51067480047894,"sku":"90525263909183522022","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":51067480080662,"sku":"17734259054950975695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":51067480113430,"sku":"29001532794264620988","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":51067480146198,"sku":"33883099261873583278","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51067480178966,"sku":"25519904446129370782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":51067480211734,"sku":"66290150495422895406","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heliconia","offer_id":51067480244502,"sku":"13139683719998770179","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":51067480277270,"sku":"58522723613001691542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":51067480310038,"sku":"24649977224563390753","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":51067480342806,"sku":"28873814151978591872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":51067480375574,"sku":"98424704230901056241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51067480408342,"sku":"26941441997357965731","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":51067480441110,"sku":"26296562046391028776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heliconia","offer_id":51067480473878,"sku":"18192042957403627503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":51067480506646,"sku":"30189448416922432268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":51067480539414,"sku":"29959461227431929899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":51067480572182,"sku":"15718065723302035606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":51067480604950,"sku":"16404003032384128095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51067480637718,"sku":"33738353580301984707","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/2066\/3318\/files\/15776516439032770817_2048.jpg?v=1772246038","url":"https:\/\/hotmess-mama.com\/products\/youth-hoodie-in-my-defense-i-was-left-unsupervised-funny-kids-sweatshirt","provider":"Hotmess Mama ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}